When the New Age meets the Far Right.
Specifically, Esoteric Hitlerism refers to the post-war cult of vaguely-eastern mysticism and myths of Shaman Hitler himself escaping to the Arctic/the astral plane, extraterrestrial origins of the Aryan Race and such.
Solipsism
Is it solipsistic in here or is it just me?
The philosophical point of view that one’s own existence and mind is the only existence that can be verified. In other words, everyone else might be an illusion, a figment of your imagination. They might be very real, too – you just have no certain way of knowing either way since all your consciousness is necessarily ego-centric.
TL;DR: “I think therefore I am” is about as far as you’re gonna get.
Bielefeld Psyops
I thought I’d been to Bielefeld while on a holiday to Germany c.1998. I remember the little shopping mall and I think I was wearing a denim jacket that day but I couldn’t describe anything especially memorable about the place. I didn’t take any photos to remember the visit. Then again, who says it was Bielefeld? It’s easy to fake a roadsign and I never thought to stop anyone and ask where I was. It could have been any average little town.
The Bielefeld Verschwörung is an old internet conspiracy theory that says Bielefeld doesn’t exist. You’ve never been there, you’ve probably never met anyone who’s been there and if they said they had, they’re probably just lying to you because it’s funny to perpetuate this idea of a hoax town.
(For more places that don’t exist, see: Taured).
Wikipedia: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bielefeld_Conspiracy
The Bielefield Conspiracy history (Auf Deutsch): http://www.bielefeldverschwoerung.de
DMT Beings
Sacred Geometry. A cornucopia of angles, colours, rhythm and fine detail is whats often reported by Dimethyltryptamine-tripping psychenauts. That and vaguely anthropomorphic beings that are benignly watching us from a higher spiritual plane.
They are the DMT Beings, AKA the Mechanical Elves.
Well, OK…. but what are they really? Are they aliens, angels or “tykes”? Objectively real or generated by the power of the human mind – a power we frequently love to underestimate in favour of more woo-based explanations?
Some say the very fact we all seem to agree we’re seeing the same DMT beings indicate their objective reality. But perhaps it just indicates the pareidoiliac tendencies of our human brains are just particularly uniform.
Just search “DMT elves” to see the homgenous, fractal images that represent our friends from the higher vibration.
And I’m sure I’m not the first to mention it but: check out Louis Wain’s later cat pictures!

Louis Wain was an English illustrator born in the 1860s, who had a career producing illustrations of anthropomorphised cats. He was also schizophrenic and as his sanity deteriorated, his cat pictures took on a distinctive and increasingly DMT-elvish appearance. For what it’s worth, tryptamine (of which DMT is a natural analogue) is a monoamine neurotransmitter that might possibly be implicated in schizophrenia, well…as I understand it.
- While I’m here, John Hopkins University are doing a survey of people who have Seen DMT beings: https://jhmi.co1.qualtrics.com/jfe/form/SV_eqvCfk2u19kSzm5
- Wikipedia: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/N,N-Dimethyltryptamine
- Alex Jones weighs in: https://mysteriousuniverse.org/2011/07/a-bad-trip-with-the-clockwork-elves-is-there-a-government-dmt-conspiracy/
- Vice hipsters love the God Molecule: https://www.vice.com/en_uk/article/9kwyp7/i-smoked-dmt-600-times-in-three-years
- A++ classic drug hyperbole. Would read again: https://qualiacomputing.com/2016/12/12/the-hyperbolic-geometry-of-dmt-experiences/
Death Worm
The Death Worm is a cryptid associated with the Gobi desert.
Giant killer subterranean worms are oddly numerous in fiction, from Tolkein to Tremors.
Golf Rumours
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The conspiracy so well guarded by the power-wielding elite that even asking about it will get your post deleted.
(Alternatively, it’s a creepypasta meme created to entertain /x/).
tl;dr:Version:
- The world of professional golf is rife with illuminati sex slave satanic-panic depravity.
- And these people are so powerful and yet so paranoid of exposure that they’ll even exert their influence to obliterate any threads about it on 4chan. Tiger Woods’ career was thrown under the bus to deflect attention from the real scandal.
- A professional golfer named Erica Blasberg died in mysterious circumstances in 2010. Was she involved? (And when did ‘Golf Rumours’ actually start?)
This conspiracy seems to be built from composite parts that already exist in the paranoiasphere.
(1) That there is a depraved elite committing heinous sexual crimes and occult blood rituals. (They may or may not be giant lizards). In the past, this has been developed as the satanic panic/project monarch conspiracy. In this case, the world of professional golf is the hub of the horrors. Not at all unbelievable really when you look at the well-proven examples of abuse being covered up in other monied and elite circles such as the Catholic Church and the NXIVM cult preying on the entertainment industry.
(2) If you try to discuss this conspiracy they will shut you down. The dichotomy between these conspiracisits hiding in plain sight and leaving all those symbolic breadcrumbs for us to follow and on the other hand, being so invested in shutting down any discussion that they manage to make certain topics practically unmentionable on the internet never seems to be addressed. Again, this idea has a long conspiracy history, remember how the men in black would turn up if you got too close to UFO truth?
For the time being, I’m just going to recommend this very good write up: https://pennsylvanian-patriot.tumblr.com/golf Which also touches on the Robert Golf story of a psychic turned CIA mind control slave.
You won’t believe how Language Supression uses this one weird trick!
Is it me or are we seeing a recent increase in dumbing down?
I know I’ve been complaining about mainstream media for a long time but… Looking at the more hysterical fringes of the conspirasphere (as I do) I can’t help but notice all these sites seem to adopt the same near impenetrable wall-of-glossolalia approach. Nutterspeak has it’s own discrete and recognisable grammar, from Sherry Shriner to Prison Planet to every crazy posting about Satan‘s NWO chemtrails on facebook. When I see a lot of random capitalisation and breathless run-on sentences I find myself trying to imagine the tinfoil-hatted poster thumping away at their keyboard, hour after hour in an earnest crusade to wake up the sheeple.
But perhaps we adopted this tortured language in an attempt to better grab the attention of search engine indexing bots? I certainly see lifestyle bloggers adopting the same speech patterns that are explicitly laid out by SEO optimisation articles and I’ve had conversations at work with people who also notice this.
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Speaking of which, have you tried to read a tabloid newspaper celebrity gossip article recently? There’s this eerie repetition of staccato, simply worded statements, repeated with slight rephrasing. I’m not going to suggest checking out the Daily Mail sidebar of shame but I’m sure you know what I mean. It’s not just the old familiar tabloid lexicon (“romp” “tot” “jibe” “boffin” if you’re in the UK) it reads like an AI learning to throw together sentences and refining them until it gets something the dumbest human will retweet.
So are we just adapting ourselves to the vagaries of the search engine algorithms, or is there an orchestrated agenda behind this newspeak?
I can completely imagine that dumber people are an easy demographic to market to. If your content is a dogwhistle for the stupid, I’m sure you can tap into a rich seam of advertising revenue. Follow the money.
In the same way, I believe political speeches are dumbed down to attract more fanatical voters and stymie useful critical discourse. Again, follow the money.
In the last few months, several analyses of political rhetoric were released which concluded that the spoken vocabulary levels of presidential candidates had contracted from previous elections, hovering around a middle school level for most candidates (compared to the high school level of Presidents Lincoln, Reagan, and others)—with a leading presidential candidate consistently speaking at a third- or fourth-grade level. More striking, however, than the shrinkage of vocabulary is the change in word use itself—with “loser,” “disgusting,” “weak,” and “idiot” getting far more airtime, along with the use of the personal pronoun. –https://www.ttf.org/blog-post/valuing-vocabulary
Edward Bernays/marketing horror: Everyone needs to watch this documentary “The Century of the self” Seriously, it’s a somewhat concise summary of how advertising blathered into all our lives and polluted everything. Wish they’d shown us it at highschool in the 90’s.
I’m not even going to get in to the whole freedom of speech v’s political correctness false dichotomy.
http://www.intellectualtakeout.org/blog/decay-our-language-happening
Adweek: your customers are not stupid
https://www.poynter.org/news/real-problem-clickbait
TL;DR: I dunno, ask a post-structuralist.
Full disclosure: I was actually born in 1984 and I was raised by the internet as part of a covert CIA-backed psychological experiment. I can literally only think in memes and my attention span is measured in negative numbers. And all I got was these lousy psionic powers!
Internet Mysteries: Masterpost
I live for this shit. I grew up on web 1.0 and have always been fascinated by this common-land of cyberspace where we all barf out our brains onto archivable webpages and bare our anonymous arses to each other via the miracle of communications technology. This post will collect all the internet mysteries and similar cybertrivia.
Markovian Paralax Denigrate
Sad Satan game
Cicada 3301
A858
Mother Horse Eyes
Webdriver Torso Channel
So…specifically, what is an internet mystery for the purposes of this blog? I guess I mean mysteries not just springing forth from but also focusing on the internet. So Golf Rumours may have had it’s genesis on the internet but I don’t consider it an internet mystery as most of the meat of the story (is alleged) to be taking place out there in the meat space. For practical purposes, this category is going to have to be somewhat flexible as many internet-based mysteries make claims to IRL manifestations. I’d certainly be interested to know how others would circumscribe internet mysteries.
New World Order: Masterpost
All things relating to the shadowy global elite will be collected here.
New World Order
The Council of 13
The Committee of 300
The Bilderberg Group
The Illuminati
Agenda 21
Bohemia Grove
The Tavistock Institute
Satanic Panic: Masterpost
All topics relating to Satanism and Satanic Ritual Abuse will be listed here.
Satanism – Devil-worship as organised religion.
Satanic Panic – Dungeons and Dragons and heavy metal will steal your soul.
Illuminati – The shadowy global elite are often accused of being Satanists.
SRA – Satanists allegedly like to ritually abuse their victims, for a variety of reasons.
Project Monarch – CIA project that carried out experiments into mind control, of which SRA is apparently an aspect.
